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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
-- Dean Martin
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You're not my type. For that matter, you're not even my species!!!
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You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.
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"You've got to have a gimmick if your band sucks."
-- Gary Giddens
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"You've got to think about tomorrow!"
"TOMORROW! I haven't even prepared for *yesterday* yet!"
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"Yow! Am I having fun yet?"
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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YOW!! Everybody out of the GENETIC POOL!
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Zero Defects, n.:
The result of shutting down a production line.
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Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words
since I first called my brother's father dad.
-- William Shakespeare, "King John"
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Zymurgy's Law of Volunteer Labor:
People are always available for work in the past tense.
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