Freebsd Fortunes 3

Fine day for friends.
So-so day for you.

Fine day to throw a party.  Throw him as far as you can.

Fine day to work off excess energy.  Steal something heavy.

Finster's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

First Law of Bicycling:
        No matter which way you ride, it's uphill and against the wind.

First law of debate:
        Never argue with a fool.  People might not know the difference.

First Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility
        for its termination on someone else (i.e., the authority who
        imposed the deadline).

Fifth Law of Procrastination:
        Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the feeling that
        there is nothing important to do.

First Law of Socio-Genetics:
        Celibacy is not hereditary.

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity, no really
self-respecting woman would take advantage of it.
                -- George Bernard Shaw, "John Bull's Other Island"

First Rule of History:
        History doesn't repeat itself --
        historians merely repeat each other.