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Matter cannot be created or destroyed,
nor can it be returned without a receipt.
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Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
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[Maturity consists in the discovery that] there comes a critical moment
where everything is reversed, after which the point becomes to understand
more and more that there is something which cannot be understood.
-- S. Kierkegaard
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 244 of 2298 |
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence.
-- Jules Feiffer
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 245 of 2298 |
Matz's Law:
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 5: 246 of 2298 |
May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheezy lounge-lizard
versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts
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May all your PUSHes be POPped.
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May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
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May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
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