Freebsd Fortunes 3

For every human problem, there is a neat,
plain solution -- and it is always wrong.
                -- H.L. Mencken

For example, if thinmskip = 3mu, this makes thickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an mskip;
when moving between an mskipand ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of 'mskipskip12' and
'baselineskip=thethickmskip' should be clear.
                -- Donald Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.

For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to peel
and cook.
                -- Quentin Crisp

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
                -- Alexander Pope

For gin, in cruel
Sober truth,
Supplies the fuel
For flaming youth.
                -- Noel Coward

For God's sake, stop researching for a while and begin to think!

For good, return good.
For evil, return justice.

For I do not do the good I want, but the evil I do not want is what I do.
                -- Paul of Tarsus, (Saint Paul)

For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas!
but with break of day I went to make supplication.
                -- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.