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Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead
lawyer in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.
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Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant?
A: You can't get down off an elephant.
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Q: What's the difference between a Mac and an Etch-a-Sketch?
A: You don't have to shake the Mac to clear the screen.
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Q: What's the difference between a RHU cheerleader and a whale?
A: The moustache.
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Q: What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake?
A: One more drunk.
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Q: What's the difference between Bell Labs and the Boy Scouts of America?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision.
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Q. What's the difference between Los Angeles and yogurt?
A. Yogurt has a living, active culture.
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Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
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Q: What's yellow, and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice?
A: Zorn's Lemon.
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Q: Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!
Q: What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A: Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
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