Freebsd Fortunes 2

A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking,
and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
                -- Lew Col

A lover without indiscretion is no lover at all.
                -- Thomas Hardy

A major, with wonderful force,
Called out in Hyde Park for a horse.
        All the flowers looked round,
        But no horse could be found;
So he just rhododendron, of course.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.
                -- Carrie Snow

A man always needs to remember one thing about
a beautiful woman.  Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.

A man always remembers his first love with special
tenderness, but after that begins to bunch them.
                -- Mencken

A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love.  To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy.  If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her.  If you win, I promise never to see
her again.  Okay?"
        "Alright," agreed the husband.  "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"

A man can have two, maybe three love affairs while he's married.  After
that it's cheating.
                -- Yves Montand

A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen
or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
                -- Joan Rivers

A man does not look behind the door unless he has stood there himself.
                -- Du Bois