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PEGGY FLEMMING is stealing BASKET BALLS to feed the babies in VERMONT.
 
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PIZZA!!
 
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Place me on a BUFFER counter while you BELITTLE several BELLHOPS in the
Trianon Room!!  Let me one of your SUBSIDIARIES!
 
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Please come home with me ... I have Tylenol!!
 
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Psychoanalysis??  I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
 
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PUNK ROCK!!  DISCO DUCK!!  BIRTH CONTROL!!
 
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Quick, sing me the BUDAPEST NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
 
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RELATIVES!!
 
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Remember, in 2039, MOUSSE & PASTA will be available ONLY by
prescription!!
 
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RHAPSODY in Glue!
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