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SHHHH!!  I hear SIX TATTOOED TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS into
empty OIL DRUMS ...
 
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Should I do my BOBBIE VINTON medley?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  413 of 549

Should I get locked in the PRINCICAL'S OFFICE today -- or have a
VASECTOMY??
 
Freebsd Zippy:  414 of 549

Should I start with the time I SWITCHED personalities with a BEATNIK
hair stylist or my failure to refer five TEENAGERS to a good OCULIST?
 
Freebsd Zippy:  415 of 549

Sign my PETITION.
 
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So this is what it feels like to be potato salad
 
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So, if we convert SUPPLY-SIDE SOYABEAN FUTURES into HIGH-YIELD T-BILL
INDICATORS, the PRE-INFLATIONARY risks will DWINDLE to a rate of 2
SHOPPING SPREES per EGGPLANT!!
 
Freebsd Zippy:  418 of 549

someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
 
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Sometime in 1993 NANCY SINATRA will lead a BLOODLESS COUP on GUAM!!
 
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Somewhere in DOWNTOWN BURBANK a prostitute is OVERCOOKING a LAMB
CHOP!!
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