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Linux Computers:  135 of 1023

Bell Labs Unix -- Reach out and grep someone.
 
Linux Computers:  136 of 1023

Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
                -- Donald Knuth
 
Linux Computers:  137 of 1023

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
                -- Leonard Brandwein
 
Linux Computers:  138 of 1023

Beware of the Turing Tar-pit in which everything is possible but nothing of
interest is easy.
 
Linux Computers:  139 of 1023

Beware the new TTY code!
 
Linux Computers:  140 of 1023

Blinding speed can compensate for a lot of deficiencies.
                -- David Nichols
 
Linux Computers:  141 of 1023

BLISS is ignorance.
 
Linux Computers:  142 of 1023

Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details.  The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
                -- Bell System Technical Reference
 
Linux Computers:  143 of 1023

Brace yourselves.  We're about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides.  I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.'
                -- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"
 
Linux Computers:  144 of 1023

Brain fried -- Core dumped
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