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C Code.
C Code Run.
Run, Code, RUN!
        PLEASE!!!!
 
Linux Computers:  159 of 1023

C for yourself.
 
Linux Computers:  160 of 1023

C makes it easy for you to shoot yourself in the foot.  C++ makes that
harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
                -- Bjarne Stroustrup
 
Linux Computers:  161 of 1023

C'est magnifique, mais ce n'est pas l'Informatique.
                -- Bosquet [on seeing the IBM 4341]
 
Linux Computers:  162 of 1023

C++ is the best example of second-system effect since OS/360.
 
Linux Computers:  163 of 1023

... C++ offers even more flexible control over the visibility of member
objects and member functions.  Specifically, members may be placed in the
public, private, or protected parts of a class.  Members declared in the
public parts are visible to all clients; members declared in the private
parts are fully encapsulated; and members declared in the protected parts
are visible only to the class itself and its subclasses.  C++ also supports
the notion of *friends*: cooperative classes that are permitted to see each
other's private parts.
                -- Grady Booch, "Object Oriented Design with Applications"
 
Linux Computers:  164 of 1023

Calm down, it's *only* ones and zeroes.
 
Linux Computers:  165 of 1023

Can't open /usr/fortunes.  Lid stuck on cookie jar.
 
Linux Computers:  166 of 1023

Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
 
Linux Computers:  167 of 1023

CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
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