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Can't open /usr/games/lib/fortunes.dat.
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| Linux Computers: 167 of 1023 |
CChheecckk yyoouurr dduupplleexx sswwiittcchh..
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CCI Power 6/40: one board, a megabyte of cache, and an attitude...
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Center meeting at 4pm in 2C-543.
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| Linux Computers: 170 of 1023 |
Civilization, as we know it, will end sometime this evening.
See SYSNOTE tomorrow for more information.
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COBOL is for morons.
-- E.W. Dijkstra
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Cobol programmers are down in the dumps.
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Coding is easy; All you do is sit staring at a terminal until the drops
of blood form on your forehead.
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| Linux Computers: 174 of 1023 |
Comparing software engineering to classical engineering assumes that software
has the ability to wear out. Software typically behaves, or it does not. It
either works, or it does not. Software generally does not degrade, abrade,
stretch, twist, or ablate. To treat it as a physical entity, therefore, is
misapplication of our engineering skills. Classical engineering deals with
the characteristics of hardware; software engineering should deal with the
characteristics of *software*, and not with hardware or management.
-- Dan Klein
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COMPASS [for the CDC-6000 series] is the sort of assembler one expects from
a corporation whose president codes in octal.
-- J.N. Gray
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