| Linux Computers: 185 of 1023 |
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in
the world that just don't add up.
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| Linux Computers: 186 of 1023 |
Computers don't actually think.
You just think they think.
(We think.)
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| Linux Computers: 187 of 1023 |
Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more
than the estimate the job will cost.
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| Linux Computers: 188 of 1023 |
Conceptual integrity in turn dictates that the design must proceed
from one mind, or from a very small number of agreeing resonant minds.
-- Frederick Brooks Jr., "The Mythical Man Month"
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| Linux Computers: 189 of 1023 |
Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't
hesitate to ask!
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| Linux Computers: 190 of 1023 |
Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. does not warrant that the
functions contained in the program will meet your requirements or that
the operation of the program will be uninterrupted or error-free.
However, Cosmotronic Software Unlimited Inc. warrants the
diskette(s) on which the program is furnished to be of black color and
square shape under normal use for a period of ninety (90) days from the
date of purchase.
NOTE: IN NO EVENT WILL COSMOTRONIC SOFTWARE UNLIMITED OR ITS
DISTRIBUTORS AND THEIR DEALERS BE LIABLE TO YOU FOR ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING
ANY LOST PROFIT, LOST SAVINGS, LOST PATIENCE OR OTHER INCIDENTAL OR
CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES.
-- Horstmann Software Design, the "ChiWriter" user manual
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| Linux Computers: 191 of 1023 |
Couldn't we jury-rig the cat to act as an audio switch, and have it yell
at people to save their core images before logging them out? I'm sure
the cattle prod would be effective in this regard. In any case, a traverse
mounted iguana, while more perverted, gives better traction, not to mention
being easier to stake.
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| Linux Computers: 192 of 1023 |
Counting in binary is just like counting in decimal -- if you are all thumbs.
-- Glaser and Way
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| Linux Computers: 193 of 1023 |
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.
-- Tom Lehrer
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| Linux Computers: 194 of 1023 |
[Crash programs] fail because they are based on the theory that, with nine
women pregnant, you can get a baby a month.
-- Wernher von Braun
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