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Fortune: 209 - 218 of 1023 from Linux Computers

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Debug is human, de-fix divine.
 
Linux Computers:  210 of 1023

DEC diagnostics would run on a dead whale.
                -- Mel Ferentz
 
Linux Computers:  211 of 1023

#define BITCOUNT(x)    (((BX_(x)+(BX_(x)>>4)) & 0x0F0F0F0F) % 255)
#define  BX_(x)                ((x) - (((x)>>1)&0x77777777)                    
                             - (((x)>>2)&0x33333333)                    
                             - (((x)>>3)&0x11111111))

                -- really weird C code to count the number of bits in a word
 
Linux Computers:  212 of 1023

(defun NF (a c)
  (cond ((null c) () )
        ((atom (car c))
          (append (list (eval (list 'getchar (list (car c) 'a) (cadr c))))
                 (nf a (cddr c))))
        (t (append (list (implode (nf a (car c)))) (nf a (cdr c))))))

(defun AD (want-job challenging boston-area)
  (cond
   ((or (not (equal want-job 'yes))
        (not (equal boston-area 'yes))
        (lessp challenging 7)) () )
   (t (append (nf  (get 'ad 'expr)
          '((caaddr 1 caadr 2 car 1 car 1)
            (car 5 cadadr 9 cadadr 8 cadadr 9 caadr 4 car 2 car 1)
            (car 2 caadr 4)))
      (list '851-5071x2661)))))
;;;     We are an affirmative action employer.
 
Linux Computers:  213 of 1023

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.
 
Linux Computers:  214 of 1023

Did you know that for the price of a 280-Z you can buy two Z-80's?
                -- P.J. Plauger
 
Linux Computers:  215 of 1023

Different all twisty a of in maze are you, passages little.
 
Linux Computers:  216 of 1023

Digital circuits are made from analog parts.
                -- Don Vonada
 
Linux Computers:  217 of 1023

Disc space -- the final frontier!
 
Linux Computers:  218 of 1023

DISCLAIMER:
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement
of Western industrial civilization.
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