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DISCLAIMER:
Use of this advanced computing technology does not imply an endorsement
of Western industrial civilization.
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Disclaimer: "These opinions are my own, though for a small fee they be
yours too."
-- Dave Haynie
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Disk crisis, please clean up!
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Disks travel in packs.
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Disraeli was pretty close: actually, there are Lies, Damn lies, Statistics,
Benchmarks, and Delivery dates.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of troff, for it is subtle and quick to anger.
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Do not simplify the design of a program if a way can be found to make
it complex and wonderful.
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Do not use the blue keys on this terminal.
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Do you guys know what you're doing, or are you just hacking?
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