Linux Computers

Feeling amorous, she looked under the sheets and cried, "Oh, no,
it's Microsoft!"

Fellow programmer, greetings!  You are reading a letter which will bring
you luck and good fortune.  Just mail (or UUCP) ten copies of this letter
to ten of your friends.  Before you make the copies, send a chip or
other bit of hardware, and 100 lines of 'C' code to the first person on the
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yours to the bottom of the list.

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For example, if thinmskip = 3mu, this makes thickmskip = 6mu.  But if
you also want to use skip12 for horizontal glue, whether in math mode or
not, the amount of skipping will be in points (e.g., 6pt).  The rule is
that glue in math mode varies with the size only when it is an mskip;
when moving between an mskip and ordinary skip, the conversion factor
1mu=1pt is always used.  The meaning of 'mskipskip12' and
'baselineskip=thethickmskip' should be clear.
                -- Donald Knuth, TeX 82 -- Comparison with TeX80

Fly Windows NT:
All the passengers carry their seats out onto the tarmac, placing the chairs
in the outline of a plane. They all sit down, flap their arms and make jet
swooshing sounds as if they are flying.

"For that matter, compare your pocket computer with the massive jobs of
a thousand years ago.  Why not, then, the last step of doing away with
computers altogether?"
                -- Jehan Shuman

FORTH IF HONK THEN

FORTRAN is a good example of a language which is easier to parse
using ad hoc techniques.
                -- D. Gries
                [What's good about it?  Ed.]

FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and crystallography weenies.

FORTRAN is not a flower but a weed -- it is hardy, occasionally blooms,
and grows in every computer.
                -- A.J. Perlis

FORTRAN is the language of Powerful Computers.
                -- Steven Feiner

FORTRAN rots the brain.
                -- John McQuillin