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Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!

Try:
        [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?                  (C shell)
        ^How did the^sex change operation go?   (C shell)
        "How would you rate BSD vs. System V?
        %blow                                   (C shell)
        'thou shalt not mow thy grass at 8am'   (C shell)
        got a light?                            (C shell)
        !!:Say, what do you think of margarine? (C shell)
        PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense   (Bourne shell)
        make love
        make "the perfect dry martini"
        man -kisses dog                         (anything up to 4.3BSD)
        i=Hoffa ; >$i; $i; rm $i; rm $i         (Bourne shell)

Fortune suggests uses for YOUR favorite UNIX commands!

Try:
        ar t "God"
        drink < bottle; opener                  (Bourne Shell)
        cat "food in tin cans"                  (all but 4.[23]BSD)
        Hey UNIX!  Got a match?                 (V6 or C shell)
        mkdir matter; cat > matter              (Bourne Shell)
        rm God
        man: Why did you get a divorce?         (C shell)
        date me                                 (anything up to 4.3BSD)
        make "heads or tails of all this"
        who is smart
                                                (C shell)
        If I had a ) for every dollar of the national debt, what would I have?
        sleep with me                           (anything up to 4.3BSD)

fortune: cannot execute.  Out of cookies.

fortune: cpu time/usefulness ratio too high -- core dumped.

fortune: No such file or directory

fortune: not found

Frankly, Scarlett, I don't have a fix.
                -- Rhett Buggler

[From the operation manual for the CI-300 Dot Matrix Line Printer, made
in Japan]:

The excellent output machine of MODEL CI-300 as extraordinary DOT MATRIX
LINE PRINTER, built in two MICRO-PROCESSORs as well as EAROM, is featured by
permitting wonderful co-existence such as; "high quality against low cost,"
"diversified functions with compact design," "flexibility in accessibleness
and durability of approx. 2000,000,00 Dot/Head," "being sophisticated in
mechanism but possibly agile operating under noises being extremely
suppressed" etc.

And as a matter of course, the final goal is just simply to help achieve
"super shuttle diplomacy" between cool data, perhaps earned by HOST
COMPUTER, and warm heart of human being.

From the Pro 350 Pocket Service Guide, p. 49, Step 5 of the
instructions on removing an I/O board from the card cage, comes a new
experience in sound:

5.  Turn the handle to the right 90 degrees.  The pin-spreading
    sound is normal for this type of connector.

Function reject.