| Linux Computers: 440 of 1023 |
It was kinda like stuffing the wrong card in a computer, when you're
stickin' those artificial stimulants in your arm.
-- Dion, noted computer scientist
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| Linux Computers: 441 of 1023 |
It's a naive, domestic operating system without any breeding, but I
think you'll be amused by its presumption.
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| Linux Computers: 442 of 1023 |
It's multiple choice time...
What is FORTRAN?
a: Between thre and fiv tran.
b: What two computers engage in before they interface.
c: Ridiculous.
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| Linux Computers: 443 of 1023 |
"It's not just a computer -- it's your ass."
-- Cal Keegan
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| Linux Computers: 444 of 1023 |
It's ten o'clock; do you know where your processes are?
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| Linux Computers: 445 of 1023 |
... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
-- John 11:43-44 [version 2.0?]
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| Linux Computers: 446 of 1023 |
Just about every computer on the market today runs Unix, except the Mac
(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
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| Linux Computers: 447 of 1023 |
Just go with the flow control, roll with the crunches, and, when you get
a prompt, type like hell.
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| Linux Computers: 448 of 1023 |
Keep the number of passes in a compiler to a minimum.
-- D. Gries
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| Linux Computers: 449 of 1023 |
Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
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