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No hardware designer should be allowed to produce any piece of hardware
until three software guys have signed off for it.
-- Andy Tanenbaum
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No man is an island if he's on at least one mailing list.
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No part of this message may reproduce, store itself in a retrieval system,
or transmit disease, in any form, without the permissiveness of the author.
-- Chris Shaw
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No proper program contains an indication which as an operator-applied
occurrence identifies an operator-defining occurrence which as an
indication-applied occurrence identifies an indication-defining occurrence
different from the one identified by the given indication as an
indication-applied occurrence.
-- ALGOL 68 Report
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No wonder Clairol makes so much money selling shampoo.
Lather, Rinse, Repeat is an infinite loop!
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is
just a mediocre brain, something like the president of American Telephone
and Telegraph Company.
-- Alan Turing on the possibilities of a thinking
machine, 1943.
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Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
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Nobody's gonna believe that computers are intelligent until they start
coming in late and lying about it.
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nohup rm -fr /&
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