| Linux Computers: 533 of 1023 |
"Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm. Gag me with a smurfette."
-- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354
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| Linux Computers: 534 of 1023 |
"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
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| Linux Computers: 535 of 1023 |
Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna: Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho: Only if the computers really love each other.
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| Linux Computers: 536 of 1023 |
Oh, so there you are!
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| Linux Computers: 537 of 1023 |
Okay, Okay -- I admit it. You didn't change that program that worked
just a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the
executable. Please forgive me. You can recover the file by typing in
the code over again, since I also removed the source.
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| Linux Computers: 538 of 1023 |
Old mail has arrived.
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| Linux Computers: 539 of 1023 |
Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
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| Linux Computers: 540 of 1023 |
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
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| Linux Computers: 541 of 1023 |
Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.
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| Linux Computers: 542 of 1023 |
On a clear disk you can seek forever.
-- P. Denning
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