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"Now this is a totally brain damaged algorithm.  Gag me with a smurfette."
                -- P. Buhr, Computer Science 354
 
Linux Computers:  534 of 1023

"Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile."
                -- Karl Lehenbauer
 
Linux Computers:  535 of 1023

Nurse Donna:    Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho:        Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together.
Nurse Donna:    Do you believe in computer dating?
Groucho:        Only if the computers really love each other.
 
Linux Computers:  536 of 1023

Oh, so there you are!
 
Linux Computers:  537 of 1023

Okay, Okay -- I admit it.  You didn't change that program that worked
just a little while ago; I inserted some random characters into the
executable.  Please forgive me.  You can recover the file by typing in
the code over again, since I also removed the source.
 
Linux Computers:  538 of 1023

Old mail has arrived.
 
Linux Computers:  539 of 1023

Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
 
Linux Computers:  540 of 1023

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
 
Linux Computers:  541 of 1023

Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.
 
Linux Computers:  542 of 1023

On a clear disk you can seek forever.
                -- P. Denning
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