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Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
 
Linux Computers:  568 of 1023

Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
 
Linux Computers:  569 of 1023

panic: can't find /
 
Linux Computers:  570 of 1023

panic: kernel segmentation violation. core dumped               (only kidding)
 
Linux Computers:  571 of 1023

panic: kernel trap (ignored)
 
Linux Computers:  572 of 1023

Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty.
                -- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayanan
 
Linux Computers:  573 of 1023

Pascal is not a high-level language.
                -- Steven Feiner
 
Linux Computers:  574 of 1023

"Pascal is Pascal is Pascal is dog meat."
                -- M. Devine and P. Larson, Computer Science 340
 
Linux Computers:  575 of 1023

Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
 
Linux Computers:  576 of 1023

Pause for storage relocation.
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