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Linux Computers:  632 of 1023

Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...
 
Linux Computers:  633 of 1023

Save energy:  Drive a smaller shell.
 
Linux Computers:  634 of 1023

Save gas, don't use the shell.
 
Linux Computers:  635 of 1023

Save yourself!  Reboot in 5 seconds!
 
Linux Computers:  636 of 1023

Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
 
Linux Computers:  637 of 1023

SCCS, the source motel!  Programs check in and never check out!
                -- Ken Thompson
 
Linux Computers:  638 of 1023

Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
 
Linux Computers:  639 of 1023

Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.
They had worked for months gathering one each of every computer that was
built. Finally the big day was at hand.  All the computers were linked
together.  They asked the question, "Is there a God?".  Lights started
blinking, flashing and blinking some more.  Suddenly, there was a loud
crash, and a bolt of lightning came down from the sky, struck the
computers, and welded all the connections permanently together.  "There
is now", came the reply.
 
Linux Computers:  640 of 1023

Scotty: Captain, we din' can reference it!
Kirk:   Analysis, Mr. Spock?
Spock:  Captain, it doesn't appear in the symbol table.
Kirk:   Then it's of external origin?
Spock:  Affirmative.
Kirk:   Mr. Sulu, go to pass two.
Sulu:   Aye aye, sir, going to pass two.
 
Linux Computers:  641 of 1023

"Section 2.4.3.5   AWNS   (Acceptor Wait for New Cycle State).
        In AWNS the AH function indicates that it has received a
multiline message byte.
        In AWNS the RFD message must be sent false and the DAC message
must be sent passive true.
        The AH function must exit the AWNS and enter:
        (1)  The ANRS if DAV is false
        (2)  The AIDS if the ATN message is false and neither:
                (a)  The LADS is active
                (b)  Nor LACS is active"

                -- from the IEEE Standard Digital Interface for
                   Programmable Instrumentation
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