| Linux Computers: 754 of 1023 |
The nicest thing about the Alto is that it doesn't run faster at night.
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| Linux Computers: 755 of 1023 |
The notion of a "record" is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column
card.
-- Dennis M. Ritchie
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| Linux Computers: 756 of 1023 |
The number of arguments is unimportant unless some of them are correct.
-- Ralph Hartley
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| Linux Computers: 757 of 1023 |
The number of computer scientists in a room is inversely proportional
to the number of bugs in their code.
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| Linux Computers: 758 of 1023 |
The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
-- The Unix Programmer's Manual, 2nd Edition, June 1972
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| Linux Computers: 759 of 1023 |
The only difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman is
that the car salesman knows he's lying.
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| Linux Computers: 760 of 1023 |
The only thing cheaper than hardware is talk.
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| Linux Computers: 761 of 1023 |
The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X
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| Linux Computers: 762 of 1023 |
The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes. Fully clothed, I might add.
-- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court
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| Linux Computers: 763 of 1023 |
The personal computer market is about the same size as the total potato chip
market. Next year it will be about half the size of the pet food market and
is fast approaching the total worldwide sales of pantyhose"
-- James Finke, Commodore Int'l Ltd., 1982
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