Linux Computers

You can now buy more gates with less specifications than at any other time
in history.
                -- Kenneth Parker

You can tell how far we have to go, when FORTRAN is the language of
supercomputers.
                -- Steven Feiner

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

You can tune a filesystem, but you can't tuna fish.
                -- from the tunefs(8) man page

You can write a small letter to Grandma in the filename.
                -- Forbes Burkowski, CS, University of Washington

You can't go home again, unless you set $HOME.

"You can't make a program without broken egos."

You can't take damsel here now.

You do not have mail.

You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.

You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!