| Linux Computers: 999 of 1023 |
You have mail.
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| Linux Computers: 1000 of 1023 |
You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
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| Linux Computers: 1001 of 1023 |
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
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| Linux Computers: 1002 of 1023 |
You know, Callahan's is a peaceable bar, but if you ask that dog what his
favorite formatter is, and he says "roff! roff!", well, I'll just have to...
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| Linux Computers: 1003 of 1023 |
You might have mail.
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| Linux Computers: 1004 of 1023 |
You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
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| Linux Computers: 1005 of 1023 |
You scratch my tape, and I'll scratch yours.
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| Linux Computers: 1006 of 1023 |
You will have a head crash on your private pack.
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| Linux Computers: 1007 of 1023 |
You will have many recoverable tape errors.
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| Linux Computers: 1008 of 1023 |
You will lose an important disk file.
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