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They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
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To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
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Too ripped. Gotta go.
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Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
"One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."
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Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
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We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
-- Walter Summers
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What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
-- J.D. Farley
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When all else fails, pour a pint of Guinness in the gas tank, advance
the spark 20 degrees, cry "God Save the Queen!", and pull the starter knob.
-- MG "Series MGA" Workshop Manual
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