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Linux Drugs:  4 of 208

A couple more shots of whiskey, women 'round here start looking good.

                [something about a 10 being a 4 after a six-pack?  Ed.]
Linux Drugs:  5 of 208

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal.  Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times.  Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.

Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."
Linux Drugs:  6 of 208

A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with
-- even if he drank.
                -- H.L. Mencken
Linux Drugs:  7 of 208

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
Linux Drugs:  8 of 208

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
                -- George Bernard Shaw
Linux Drugs:  9 of 208

Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest
poison is time.
                -- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
Linux Drugs:  10 of 208

Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
Linux Drugs:  11 of 208

Always store beer in a dark place.
                -- Lazarus Long
Linux Drugs:  12 of 208

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
                -- Dylan Thomas
Linux Drugs:  13 of 208

And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
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