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A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer, carries it to the bathroom and dumps it
into a urinal. Over the course of the next few hours, he goes back to the bar
and repeats this sequence -- several times. Finally the bartender got so
curious that he leaned over the bar and asked him what he was doing.
Replied the customer, "Avoiding the middleman."
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A prohibitionist is the sort of man one wouldn't care to drink with
-- even if he drank.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
-- George Bernard Shaw
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Alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine are weak dilutions. The surest
poison is time.
-- Emerson, "Society and Solitude"
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Alcoholics Anonymous is when you get to drink under someone else's name.
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Always store beer in a dark place.
-- Lazarus Long
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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
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And you can't get any Watney's Red Barrel,
because the bars close every time you're thirsty...
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... at least I thought I was dancing, 'til somebody stepped on my hand.
-- J. B. White
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