Linux Ethnic

When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life.
                -- Samuel Johnson

When does summertime come to Minnesota, you ask?  Well, last year, I
think it was a Tuesday.

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
                -- Weber cartoon caption

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
                -- Franklyn Ajaye

When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
Americanized.

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

Yawd [noun, Bostonese]:  the campus of Have Id.
                -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones.  Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
                -- Rita Rudner

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
                -- Guindon