Linux Food

Two peanuts were walking through the New York.  One was assaulted.

Vegetables are what food eats.
Fruit are vegetables that fool you by tasting good.
Fish are fast moving vegetables.
Mushrooms are what grows on vegetables when food's done with them.
                -- Meat Eater's Credo, according to Jim Williams

Vegeterians beware!  You are what you eat.

Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
        (Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas.  Which one asked for the clean glass?"

Wake up and smell the coffee.
                -- Ann Landers

What foods these morsels be!

What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
                -- Titus Lucretius Carus

What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's
enemies.  Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking
out of him.
                -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

When all else fails, EAT!!!