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Fortune: 179 - 188 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  179 of 198

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.
 
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When all else fails, EAT!!!
 
Linux Food:  181 of 198

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional
cheese dip.
                -- Ignatius Reilly
 
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        "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last,
"what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
        "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.  "What do you say, Piglet?"
        "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
        Pooh nodded thoughtfully.  "It's the same thing," he said.
 
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When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.
 
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Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters
 
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While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
                -- Edward Stevenson
 
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Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
                -- Ludwig Van Beethoven
 
Linux Food:  187 of 198

Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?  It's quite uncanny.
 
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Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
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