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Linux Humorists

Fortune: 171 - 180 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  171 of 196

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is
becoming an endangered synthetic.
                -- Lily Tomlin
 
Linux Humorists:  172 of 196

Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
                -- Will Rogers
 
Linux Humorists:  173 of 196

This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
        And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
                -- Firesign Theater
 
Linux Humorists:  174 of 196

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
                -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
Linux Humorists:  175 of 196

TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
                -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
 
Linux Humorists:  176 of 196

Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Linux Humorists:  177 of 196

We have met the enemy, and he is us.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Linux Humorists:  178 of 196

We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
                -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
 
Linux Humorists:  179 of 196

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Humorists:  180 of 196

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?  Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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