Linux Men Women

The heaviest object in the world is the body of the woman you have ceased
to love.
                -- Marquis de Lac de Clapiers Vauvenargues

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs
and begin to stifle our yawns.
                -- Helen Rowland

The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and
she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
                -- Bill Lawrence

The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that
what she doesn't know won't hurt him.
                -- Leo J. Burke

The little girl expects no declaration of tenderness from her doll.
She loves it -- and that's all.  It is thus that we should love.
                -- DeGourmont

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.
                -- Honor'^He DeBalzac

The man who understands one woman is qualified to understand pretty well
everything.
                -- Yeats

The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.

The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"

The most dangerous food is wedding cake.
                -- American proverb