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management, n.:
The art of getting other people to do all the work.
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manic-depressive, adj.:
Easy glum, easy glow.
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Manly's Maxim:
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion
with confidence.
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manual, n.:
A unit of documentation. There are always three or more on a given
item. One is on the shelf; someone has the others. The information
you need in in the others.
-- Ray Simard
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Mark's Dental-Chair Discovery:
Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a
simple yes or no answer.
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marriage, n.:
An old, established institution, entered into by two people deeply
in love and desiring to make a committment to each other expressing
that love. In short, committment to an institution.
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marriage, n.:
Convertible bonds.
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Marriage, n.:
The evil aye.
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Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth:
Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
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Maryann's Law:
You can always find what you're not looking for.
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