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"I don't know what their
gripe is. A critic is
simply someone paid to
render opinions glibly."
"Critics are grinks and
groinks."
-- Baron and Badger, from Badger comics
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| Linux Cookie: 482 of 1140 |
"I've got some amyls. We could either party later or, like, start his heart."
-- "Cheech and Chong's Next Movie"
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| Linux Cookie: 483 of 1140 |
"Israel today announced that it is giving up. The Zionist state will dissolve
in two weeks time, and its citizens will disperse to various resort communities
around the world. Said Prime Minister Yitzhak Shamir, 'Who needs the
aggravation?'"
-- Dennis Miller, "Satuday Night Live" News
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"And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople Get Ahead
by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business
product: a really sharp-looking report."
-- Dave Barry
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| Linux Cookie: 485 of 1140 |
SHOP OR DIE, people of Earth!
[offer void where prohibited]
-- Capitalists from outer space, from Justice League Int'l comics
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| Linux Cookie: 486 of 1140 |
"Roman Polanski makes his own blood. He's smart -- that's why his movies work."
-- A brilliant director at "Frank's Place"
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| Linux Cookie: 487 of 1140 |
"The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists."
-- Dave Barry
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| Linux Cookie: 488 of 1140 |
"I take Him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain'"
--Tammy Faye Bakker
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| Linux Cookie: 489 of 1140 |
Gary Hart: living proof that you *can* screw your brains out.
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| Linux Cookie: 490 of 1140 |
Blessed be those who initiate lively discussions with the hopelessly mute,
for they shall be know as Dentists.
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