Linux Computers

BLISS is ignorance.

Both models are identical in performance, functional operation, and
interface circuit details.  The two models, however, are not compatible
on the same communications line connection.
                -- Bell System Technical Reference

Brace yourselves.  We're about to try something that borders on the unique:
an actually rather serious technical book which is not only (gasp) vehemently
anti-Solemn, but also (shudder) takes sides.  I tend to think of it as
`Constructive Snottiness.'
                -- Mike Padlipsky, "Elements of Networking Style"

Brain fried -- Core dumped

Breadth-first search is the bulldozer of science.
                -- Randy Goebel

        Brian Kernighan has an automobile which he helped design.
Unlike most automobiles, it has neither speedometer, nor gas gauge, nor
any of the numerous idiot lights which plague the modern driver.
Rather, if the driver makes any mistake, a giant "?" lights up in the
center of the dashboard.  "The experienced driver", he says, "will
usually know what's wrong."

Bringing computers into the home won't change either one, but may
revitalize the corner saloon.

Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.

Building translators is good clean fun.
                -- T. Cheatham

Bus error -- driver executed.