Linux Science

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable,
as one's hat keeps blowing off.
                -- Woody Allen

It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know nothing about the problem.

It is not every question that deserves an answer.
                -- Publilius Syrus

It is not for me to attempt to fathom the inscrutable workings of Providence.
                -- The Earl of Birkenhead

It is not that polar co-ordinates are complicated, it is simply
that cartesian co-ordinates are simpler than they have a right to be.
                -- Kleppner & Kolenhow, "An Introduction to Mechanics"

It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to
mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics and chemistry.
                -- H.L. Mencken

It is true that if your paperboy throws your paper into the bushes for five
straight days it can be explained by Newton's Law of Gravity.  But it takes
Murphy's law to explain why it is happening to you.

It seems intuitively obvious to me, which means that it might be wrong.
                -- Chris Torek

It seems that more and more mathematicians are using a new, high level
language named "research student".

"It's easier said than done."

... and if you don't believe it, try proving that it's easier done than
said, and you'll see that "it's easier said that `it's easier done than
said' than it is done", which really proves that "it's easier said than
done".