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Linux Humorists

Fortune: 177 - 186 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  177 of 196

We have met the enemy, and he is us.
                -- Walt Kelly
 
Linux Humorists:  178 of 196

We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
                -- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
 
Linux Humorists:  179 of 196

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists?  In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Humorists:  180 of 196

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?  Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Humorists:  181 of 196

What is comedy?  Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
                -- Steve Martin
 
Linux Humorists:  182 of 196

        "What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
        "Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully.  He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, pussy."
                -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
 
Linux Humorists:  183 of 196

What's another word for "thesaurus"?
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  184 of 196

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me.  I said, "Well, what do you need?"
                -- Steven Wright
 
Linux Humorists:  185 of 196

When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
                -- Rodney Dangerfield
 
Linux Humorists:  186 of 196

When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
                -- Steven Wright
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