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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
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No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
-- Fran Lebowitz
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
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Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
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Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.
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Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.