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Linux Pets:  33 of 51

Never try to outstubborn a cat.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
Linux Pets:  34 of 51

No animal should ever jump on the dining room furniture unless
absolutely certain he can hold his own in conversation.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
Linux Pets:  35 of 51

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Linux Pets:  36 of 51

Linux Pets:  37 of 51

Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
Linux Pets:  38 of 51

"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
Linux Pets:  39 of 51

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
                -- Francis Bacon
        [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows.  Ed.]
Linux Pets:  40 of 51

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy
Linux Pets:  41 of 51

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
Linux Pets:  42 of 51

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
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