Linux Pets

Auribus teneo lupum.
        [I hold a wolf by the ears.]
        [Boy, it *sounds* good.  But what does it *mean*?]

Breeding rabbits is a hare raising experience.

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
                -- Garrison Keillor

Cats are smarter than dogs.  You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.

Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.

Chihuahuas drive me crazy.  I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.

"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology.  Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
                -- Sue Murphy

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.