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Fortune: 76 - 85 of 198 from Linux Food

Linux Food:  76 of 198

If food be the music of love, eat up, eat up.
 
Linux Food:  77 of 198

If puns were deli meat, this would be the wurst.
 
Linux Food:  78 of 198

If you are what you eat, does that mean Euell Gibbons really was a nut?
 
Linux Food:  79 of 198

If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a
restaurant.
                -- Snoopy
 
Linux Food:  80 of 198

If you see an onion ring -- answer it!
 
Linux Food:  81 of 198

If you stew apples like cranberries, they taste more like prunes than
rhubarb does.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Food:  82 of 198

If you waste your time cooking, you'll miss the next meal.
 
Linux Food:  83 of 198

If you're going to America, bring your own food.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
 
Linux Food:  84 of 198

If your bread is stale, make toast.
 
Linux Food:  85 of 198

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
                -- Josi Simon
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