| Linux Men Women: 21 of 582 |
A gentleman is a man who wouldn't hit a lady with his hat on.
-- Evan Esar
[ And why not? For why does she have his hat on? Ed.]
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| Linux Men Women: 22 of 582 |
A gentleman never strikes a lady with his hat on.
-- Fred Allen
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| Linux Men Women: 23 of 582 |
A girl and a boy bump into each other -- surely an accident.
A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops -- surely another accident.
But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid -- *_^H_^H_^H_^Hthat _^H_^H_^Hhad _^H_^Hto _^H_^H_^H_^Hmean _^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^H_^Hsomething*.
-- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"
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| Linux Men Women: 24 of 582 |
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
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| Linux Men Women: 25 of 582 |
A girl's best friend is her mutter.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Linux Men Women: 26 of 582 |
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
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| Linux Men Women: 27 of 582 |
A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan
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| Linux Men Women: 28 of 582 |
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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| Linux Men Women: 29 of 582 |
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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| Linux Men Women: 30 of 582 |
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
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