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if (argc > 1 && strcmp(argv[1], "-advice") == 0) {
printf("Don't Panic!n");
exit(42);
}
(Arnold Robbins in the LJ of February '95, describing RCS)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 42 of 105 |
+#if defined(__alpha__) && defined(CONFIG_PCI)
+
+ year -= 42;
+#endif
(From the patch for 1.3.2: (kernel/time.c), submitted by Marcus Meissner)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 43 of 105 |
"If the future navigation system [for interactive networked services on
the NII] looks like something from Microsoft, it will never work."
(Chairman of Walt Disney Television & Telecommunications)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 44 of 105 |
"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
of different places, just write a Unix operating system."
(By Linus Torvalds)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 45 of 105 |
"[In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten minutes telling Emacs what I
thought of it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you could try to be less
abusive.')"
(By Matt Welsh)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 46 of 105 |
In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
(By hasku@rost.abo.fi, Hasse Skrifvars)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 47 of 105 |
Intel engineering seem to have misheard Intel marketing strategy. The phrase
was "Divide and conquer" not "Divide and cock up"
(By iialan@www.linux.org.uk, Alan Cox)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 48 of 105 |
"It's God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God."
(By Matt Welsh)
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Linux Linux Cookie: 49 of 105 |
LILO, you've got me on my knees!
(from David Black, dblack@pilot.njin.net, with apologies to Derek and the
Dominos, and Werner Almsberger)
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Linux is obsolete
(Andrew Tanenbaum)
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