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Fortune: 101 - 110 of 150 from Linux Kids

Linux Kids:  101 of 150

One father is more than a hundred schoolmasters.
                -- George Herbert
Linux Kids:  102 of 150

One of the disadvantages of having children is that they eventually get old
enough to give you presents they make at school.
                -- Robert Byrne
Linux Kids:  103 of 150

Only adults have difficulty with childproof caps.
Linux Kids:  104 of 150

Out of the mouths of babes does often come cereal.
Linux Kids:  105 of 150

Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have
much of anything to do with it.
Linux Kids:  106 of 150

Please, Mother!  I'd rather do it myself!
Linux Kids:  107 of 150

Reinhart was never his mother's favorite -- and he was an only child.
                -- Thomas Berger
Linux Kids:  108 of 150

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when
you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
                -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
Linux Kids:  109 of 150

Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore
them long enough.
Linux Kids:  110 of 150

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth
to a child.  She must be found and stopped.
                -- Sam Levenson
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