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Fortune: 11 - 20 of 256 from Linux Literature

Linux Literature:  11 of 256

A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
        -- by Charles Dickens

        A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
        like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
        lady who knits.

Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
        -- by Fyodor Dostoevski

        A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
        feels guilty and apologizes.

The Odyssey LITE(tm)
        -- by Homer

        After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
Linux Literature:  12 of 256

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
                -- H.L. Mencken, on Shakespeare
Linux Literature:  13 of 256

Alas, how love can trifle with itself!
                -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"
Linux Literature:  14 of 256

All generalizations are false, including this one.
                -- Mark Twain
Linux Literature:  15 of 256

All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that
makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and
an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead.
                -- Samuel Beckett
Linux Literature:  16 of 256

All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from
the mouths of people who have had to live.
                -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
Linux Literature:  17 of 256

"... all the modern inconveniences ..."
                -- Mark Twain
Linux Literature:  18 of 256

All things that are, are with more spirit chased than enjoyed.
                -- Shakespeare, "Merchant of Venice"
Linux Literature:  19 of 256

Always do right.  This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
                -- Mark Twain
Linux Literature:  20 of 256

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits.
                -- William Shakespeare, "As You Like It"
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