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Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
                -- Erwin Knoll

FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers.
                -- Will Rogers

I read the newspaper avidly.  It is my one form of continuous fiction.
                -- Aneurin Bevan

I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens
who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known
something of what has been passing in their time.
                -- H. Truman

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
                -- Bob Stanfield

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.