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Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides. -- David Letterman
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Delta: We're Amtrak with wings. -- David Letterman
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"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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"Hello again, Peabody here..."
-- Mister Peabody
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"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah
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"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac. Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks."
-- Garrison Keillor
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"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance,
science fiction..."
-- Art Spiegelman
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"One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're
real boring to look at. They're just badly designed. People from the left
often are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design
classes, you know?"
-- Art Spiegelman
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"If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead
show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to
the moon and back... and none of them would be
complaining."
-- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times
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"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs
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