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Linux Ms Fortunes:  115 of 133

Q: What do you call 50 Microsoft products in a trashcan?
A: A darned good start.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  116 of 133

No Microsoft products were used in any way for the creation of this message.
If you are using a Microsoft product to view it, BEWARE! - I'm not
responsible for any harm you might encounter as a result.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  117 of 133

In most countries selling harmful things like drugs is punishable.
Then howcome people can sell Microsoft software and go unpunished?
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  118 of 133

Microsoft Fortune v1.1
(c) 1901-1998 by Microsoft, Corp., Redmond, USA

FORTUNE caused a general protection fault in module FORTUNE at 0123:4567.
Press [ OK ] to reboot.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  119 of 133

When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows", people just stare at
you blankly and say "Hey, I got those with the system, *for free*".
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  120 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, every time they repainted the lines on the road
you would have to buy a new car.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  121 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, your car would frequently die on the freeway for
no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

Occasionally also, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and
fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you
would accept this too.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  122 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, you could only have one person in the car at a
time, unless you bought "Car95" or "CarNT". But, then you would have to buy
more seats.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  123 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux community would make a car that was powered
by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, and
available freely - but only 5 percent of the people would use it.
 
Linux Ms Fortunes:  124 of 133

If Microsoft built cars, the Linux car owners would get expensive
Microsoft upgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much
slower.
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