| Linux Humorists: 108 of 196 |
I'D LIKE TO BE BURIED INDIAN-STYLE, where they put you up on a high rack,
above the ground. That way, you could get hit by meteorites and not even
feel it.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| Linux Humorists: 109 of 196 |
I'd never join any club that would have the likes of me as a member.
-- Groucho Marx
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| Linux Humorists: 110 of 196 |
I'll be comfortable on the couch. Famous last words.
-- Lenny Bruce
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| Linux Humorists: 111 of 196 |
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
-- Fred Allen
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| Linux Humorists: 112 of 196 |
I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
-- Woody Allen
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| Linux Humorists: 113 of 196 |
I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
-- Spider Robinson
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| Linux Humorists: 114 of 196 |
I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens.
-- Woody Allen
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| Linux Humorists: 115 of 196 |
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
-- Groucho Marx
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| Linux Humorists: 116 of 196 |
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
-- Dave Barry
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| Linux Humorists: 117 of 196 |
If only Dionysus were alive! Where would he eat?
-- Woody Allen
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