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There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
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There are only two kinds of tequila. Good and better.
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There are two problems with a major hangover. You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
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There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl. But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
-- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"
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There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
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There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
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These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
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To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
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To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
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