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jogger, n.:
An odd sort of person with a thing for pain.
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Johnny Carson's Definition:
The smallest interval of time known to man is that which occurs
in Manhattan between the traffic signal turning green and the
taxi driver behind you blowing his horn.
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Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
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Johnson's law:
Systems resemble the organizations that create them.
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Jones' First Law:
Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of
endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an
obstruction to its progress -- in direct proportion to the
importance of their original contribution.
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Jones' Motto:
Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Jones' Second Law:
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone
to blame it on.
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Juall's Law on Nice Guys:
Nice guys don't always finish last; sometimes they don't finish.
Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!
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Justice, n.:
A decision in your favor.
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Kafka's Law:
In the fight between you and the world, back the world.
-- Franz Kafka, "RS's 1974 Expectation of Days"
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